Vacancy: Ambassador of Thawtless
Do you value equality, peace, and harmony? Are you a committed Thawtlessonian?
The Chancellor is seeking qualified person’s to spread the word about Thawtless. January, 2026, our team of Ambassadors will be sent out into the world to share our values and attract new citizens to our great land!
Requirements of the role:
Some form of social media on your PET (personal entertainment device)
A public Oath of Loyalty (supplied below)
An understanding of the law of our land (Thinking is against the law)
Commitment to share propaganda approved by the Government of Thawtless, especially through the use of memes
Commitment to reply “One People - One Way” on any comment or post you see from another Ambassador, to magnify the impact of our message.
The ability to capture positive ideas in 5 words or less, so the average citizen can understand and remember these ideas
An eagerness for our one National Holiday: Chancellor’s Day (January 25th)
Promise not to share illegal books, especially in relation to Thawtless.
Provisions for you:
Access to shareable content, including memes, approved by the Government of Thawtless
A custom frame for your profile picture
A free online event to celebrate Chancellor’s Day, from anywhere in the world your duties may take you
Recognition as an outstanding citizen, as well as enjoying the peaceful equalities provided to all citizens of our great land.
The Oath of Loyalty:
This may be posted on any social media account. Please make this post publicly available and include the link in your application form below.
“I, as a loyal citizen of the country of Thawtless, pledge to honor the sacred traditions keeping us safe and secure in our beloved Thawtless. I pledge to observe the law, respect our leaders, and celebrate living in a compliant and patriotic society. One People - One Way.”
You may wish to link to this page for others who wish to join you on your mission.